I’ll admit it, I am one of the Twitter naysayers. As a communication channel, I feel it combines the “thoughtlessness” of instant messaging with the permanency of a blog. Seriously, most people put more thought into what color socks they will wear in a given day than in a given tweet.
For me, Twitter is a good channel for sharing information. Sharing information in the vein of:
- Check out this funny video.
- Famous celebrity said “X.”
- Informative article written by thought leader.
I am not treading new ground by saying “Twitter is good for sharing.” But people are missing the fact that it is TERRIBLE for content creation.
I’ll say it again. ”Twitter is terrible for content creation.”
Which is to say, most people use it incorrectly. Content is more than just information. Content HAS to be more than just status updates. Egregious examples include:
- What I am eating
- Where I am
- Who I just saw
- Any variety of “pay attention to me” type messages
Perhaps the difference between content and information, is that content has value to someone else. If your information educates, rewards or entertains me, your information falls into the content category. If it fails to do any of these three things, it falls under the inane chatter category.
And Twitter is like 99.5% inane chatter.
What Twitter Content Feeds do I like?
Sure, outside of the content curation feeds that I follow, there are a couple of Twitter feeds that I follow that are entertaining, with funny, bite-sized morsels of content.
These include Batman and Shit My Dad Says. The only reason that they are so popular is that they are piggybacking off of popular cultural memes. Most people on the planet know who Batman is, and everyone has a friend with a crazy/cranky father figure.
But remove the cultural connections. Try getting 15,000 followers on Twitter with another superhero that isn’t Batman, say “Owlman.” Without the 50+ years of Batman-icana, the whole concept collapses in on itself. Likewise, instead of “Shit My Dad Says,” we try, “Shit my cousin says” it loses impact, and even more so when you say “Shit my cousin Steve says.”
Celebrity Tweets
For the past year or so, we have seen the rise of celebrity tweets. Fans follow their tweets in desperate hope of a moment of insight into the lives of their favorite musician, songwriter, dream man/woman.
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I imagine that the first celebs on Twitter, tweeted about lots of boring boring things.
- Singer Britney Spears says on website Twitter: ‘I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute!’
Then they hired writers to write stuff for them, pretending to be them.
- …it was disclosed that the rapper 50 Cent had handed over his tweets to a ghost. Chris Romero, the director of his Web empire, said, “He doesn’t actually use Twitter, but the energy of it is all him.” Kanye West has also admitted to hiring two people to update his blog.
Then they realized that they could make money off of this Twitter thing, and get paid to shill products.
- @lindsaylohan “Just scored myself a stunning Balenciaga bag from Beyond the Rack!! Got such a sick deal!! Addicted to this site!! http://bit.ly/d49jpPT Ad”
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In fact, the only truly original Tweets I enjoy are from Team Coco. Sure, he’s got a team of writers working on it for him. I can live with that.
- Btw, Owlman is a real comic book character.
- Btw pt deux, I don’t follow my Twitter stream that closely. I have followed a lot of people in order to explore “gaming” Twitter.